man i was munching on my girls cooter when she true blooded me it tasted like rusty pennies.
By Eveleen
True Blood
Great HBO show based on CharlaineHarris's Sookie Stackhouse novels.True Blood makes Twlight look like shit and not to mention all the hot sex on the show. Twlight is the pussy version of True Blood.
True Blood Fan: Are you fucking stupid ? Alexander Skarsgard from True Blood Makes Robert Pattinson look like shit. And True Blood is so better then True Blood it's not as overrated.
Ah man, True Blood is gay, just like twilight; with al that romantic vampire bullshi... oh they are fucking.... wait they are killing people now... the blood, the sex!
dude: Cool! Porn.
chick: This is that new vampire show on HBO, True Blood
dude: Oh, that's why there's so much blood everywhere.
(awkward looks are exchanged)
By Candide
True Blood
HBO TV soap opera. Mix vampires, hot small town in Louisiana, other mythical creatures and sex. The plot doesn't matter, just make them kill or have sexy choreographed sex.
Audience: underloved housewives and fat twenty-something virgins, who fantasize all day about the hunkies vamps/creatures and form a virtual sisterhood that overuse Facebook and Tumblr.
Always wins awards based on "online votes", because the Sisterhood of the Vamp's Cock is hardcore at voting on and on.
A TV show which shows that interracial sex and intercourses are possible between species (Human/Werewolves, Humans/Vampire, Vampire/Vampire, Vampire/Werewolves, sometimes Human/Human, Human/Shifter, Fairy/Human, Fairy/Vampire, still waiting for Fairy/Shifter, Shifter/Vampire, and Shifter/Werewolf), even if reproduction is not (yet) effective.
It also shows the problem of integration of other kind of people and put in strong question the notion of racism.
The serial which put Darwin in a great philosophical fucking question, and which shows that Shroedinger was right.
True Blood, Serial 2, ep. 11, in the Sookie's house kitchen : "It's not a problem for you to feel his dead Willy inside of you ?"
True Blood, Serial 3, last ep. : well, nope, she is not properly human.
2. Synthetic bottled blood manufactured by Japan which allowed vampires to "come out of the coffin" and mainstream into society by enabling them to exist / feed without being a threat to humans. "True Blood" is the most popular brand. (premise for books and show)