Define Tube Steak Meaning

Tube Steak
Army lingo for the male sexual organ; the penis. Typically used in the phrase "tube steak & white gravy," a reference to an ejaulating penis, inserted into one of the drill/platoon/top sergeants' numerous gay slurs directed at subordinates.

"You're going to love the main course at the chow hall," the D.I. told the raw-ass recruit. "It's tube steak & white gravy and you can have all you want!"
By Leone
Tube Steak
it is a hotdog, a ball park frank. It can be eaten raw, boiled, or grilled or just about any other way you can think of.

would you like another tube steak? Exsamples: hotdog or frank. (ie, BallPark, Oscar Myers, or others)
By Lynnelle
Tube Steak
A erect penis that is closely proportional to the size of a steak.

1)Wow, look at that big @$$ tube steak!

2) (In monotone) MY TUBE STEAK...
By Cassaundra
Tube Steak

Seems like everybody on the high school team was offering tube steak to the boy cheerleaders on the bus on the trip back home.
By Sherrie
Tube Steak
the main course in a mock meal that you might offer to a hungry friend

Hungry friend: "I'm awfully hungry."
You: "Really? How'd you like a nice tube steak, smothered in underwear?"
By Klarrisa
Tube Steak

Tube steak after tube steak was poked through the glory hole, and Rock made gravy out of all of them with his saliva filled sucking machine mouth.
By Kaela
Tube Steak
Yummy cylindrical steak that expands in moisture.

Arch Angel's tube steak is a mighty tasty!
By Norry
Tube Steak

Muxx ate a big bowl of chilli and now he's in the shitter filling the bowl with tube steak.
By Tatiania
Tube Steak
A slang term for a man's penis, or commonly a hot dog is a poor man's steak. Since a hot dog is in the form of a tube, it is called a tube steak. Also referenced in the ZZ top song, tube steak boogie, boogie, woogie baby, boogie woogie all night long

1. Did you see the size of that Hot Dog! That is more like a tube steak. What a meal. Baby!

2. Dude 1: Did you see how that fine girl handles that tube steak?

Dude 2: Yeah, man! She can sure Boogie Woogie!
By Truda
Tube Steak

Full Metal Jacket quote: "I wanna stick my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?"

This refers to a sexual barter done both in military and prison environments, whereby one individual lubricates an armpit ("his sister"), and allows another individual to use it for simulated copulation. The armpit serves as a vaginal substitute for the penis ("tube steak"). Pressure could be varied by arm compression and flexion, for a more pleasurable simulation. "Trade" ranged from money, to supplies, to cigarettes, to chores and duties.
By Viv