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Define Turkey Slapped Meaning

Turkey Slapped
to be slapped in ones face possibly other places with a males penis.

"i got turkey slapped"
By Lishe
Turkey Slap
The act of lovingly slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis.

Man, the bitch wouldn't shut up last night so I turkey slapped the white offa her!
By Milissent
Turkey Slapping
slapping a person on or about the face with an erect penis

I spent last night turkey slapping your mom!
By Brana
Turkey Slap
To slap a person in the face with an erect penis

My girlfriend was being really annoying the other day, so i turkey slapped her ass!
By Marney
Turkey Slap
To slap one's female partner with an erect, uncircumsized penis. The equivalent of a mushroom slap.

My girlfriend thought females were equal, so i turkey slapped her until she bled.
By Courtenay
Turkey Slap
1. When the skin of an old man's neck hits the face of a women during sex in missionary position.

2. Going out with a much older man.

1. Tom turkey slapped me last night. It was so awkward.

2. I was turkey slapped by your dad.

3. I'm going out with a Turkey slap!

4. Your boyfriend is a Turkey slap.
By Amie
Turkey Slap
When your dad calls you for dinner and he slaps you across the face with his knob.

When rene calls reece for dinner, it's not time for dinner it's time for a turkey slap
By Sonny
Turkey Slap
to slap a girl in the face with ones penis, whilst she is sucking your balls

Kaiser: Hey Westy, yesterday, meg was sucking my balls and as she was doing so, i gave her a wild turkey slap

Westy: ahhhh nooooo kaiser, thats gross
By Nell
Turkey Slap
The art of slapping a bitch across the face with a giant elephant penis.....perferably mine

Your girlfriend was bein a bitch so I turkey slapped her and knock'd her out, then I had a threesome with your mum and your sister...
By Jody
Turkey Slap
Smashing sum bitch in the face with ur penis for her pleasure. A favourite pasttime of Jero and his girlfriends.

Girl: Hey jero, can u please turkey slap me...it makes me soooooo horny.
Jero: Yeah ill do that shit bitch, but u gotta promise me you won't cry cause i do have a watermelon cock.
Girl: Oh i want that shit bad, give me that asian love
By Laina