Define U B Meaning

U B
U B, a shortened version of 'U B St00pid'. Only stupider. Was first used by Jesus in Roman Times when he was being trialed by Pilot.

Jesus - U B, Pilot.
By Starlene
S U B
An acronym for a stand up blowie

When a man receives oral sex standing up.

A stand up blowie.

Man, I asked John Daly if he loves a S U B and he replied β€˜is there any other way bro’
By Sonnnie
Who U B?
Same as β€œWho are you?” Or β€œWho you is?”

β€œI’ve never seen you before. Who u b?”
By Karalynn
L-U-B
Slang for Love you baby on computer.

Joe I l-u-b. Hope we're never-evea apart!
By Tildi
B U B B A
Bubba is probably the best person you will ever know. He is so kind and funny and has a great personality. He is always smiling and never fails to make you happy. Make sure you appreciate all the bubba's in you're life because best friends are hard to find. He will always support you and has GREAT taste in music.

From ishiya
p.s I had to make one for you otherwise I would be a bad friend
p.p.s i had to space out the letters so you would be able to find it

Frick ron dude that b u b b a guy is hilarious!
By Corny
U-B
An exclamation yelled whilst making a u-turn in an unauthorized, highly dangerous area; often cutting off other motorists minding their own business.

"Holy Shit, you can't turn here...you're gonna wreck that asian kid on the tricycle...watch out... U-B!!!"
By Giustina
W U B
(W)here yo(U) (B)e - for cell phone and instant messenger.

"W U B" is abbreviated text for "Where you be?"
By Sherie
F U B A R
Acronym for F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition.

Your mom's face is F u b a r after blowing her face off.
By Cassy
U/b/er-tard
a /b/ tard, or someone who has wasted their life away in the /b/ (random) section of 4chan image boards, who has evolved past poor grammar and a twisted sense of humor and has slowly drifted into a vegetative state where responses are only given to the mentioning of memes and the sight of inappropriate cartoons. (see rule 34)

Basically, a super /b/tard

Normal person: what's up?

u/b/er-tard: ...

Normal person: hello?

u/b/er-tard: ... ungh ...

Normal person: *sigh*... so I heard you like mudkips?

u/b/er-tard: lolz lolz lolz over 9,000!
By Aprilette
U A B
u a b stands for your a babe

boyfriend: uab

girlfriend: thanks babe u a babe too
By Janot