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Define Umph Meaning

Umph
Power, or lack thereof

My computer doesn't have enough umph to play that game.
By Helli
Umph
strange sound uttered by raffiki looking beastly individuals during extreme physical or mental activity, or while consuming large amounts of Taco Bell, or while doing nothing

Yo man, sean was umphing all over my house the other day
By Trixie
Umph
1. UMPH - (expression): stated to express one's horniness or excitement, usually over the opposite sex

2. verb - to have sex with

3. noun - sounds made by either partner during sexual intercourse

A misspelling of the word "hump."

"UMPH!! A hot chick is coming our way!!"

"I wanna umph her so badly!!"
By Morganica
Umph
A sound you make when someone says something or is talking about something you don't really care about. Also the sound you would make when you see someone you don't like.

UMPH bitch I don't really care.

UMPH here this bitch come 🙄
By Nollie
Umph Umph
1. the groaning sound you make when you try to push your shit or a fart out from you butt.

2. Having a nice juicy shit

3. A squat toilet

1. Dennis: umph umph

Ronald: What's wrong?

Dennis: I think i've got constipation... I'm literally

groaning.

2. Nicholas: Dad, what are you doing in the bathroom?

Dad : I'm doing an umph umph.

3. Donald used the umph umph just now. It looked like he had diarrhea.
By Ashely
Umph
the characteristic in a person which makes you want to throw them on the bed and do all sorts of nasty things to them

I think that I will sleep with Tom tonight, he's just got that umph.
By Aidan
Nano-umph
That feeling you get the instant you realized that you made a mistake.

I experience an instant nano-umph when I realized I had forgot to take the turkey out of the freezer.
By Alexandra
Umph Fa Dasie
A Way of expressing horniness or sex with a fake German accent

Oh you want some umph fa dasie do you? Umph fa dasie!
By Jobina