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Uncle Fester
a method of smoking marijuana using an ice mold (saucepan, or dutch oven work best) to chill a glass into which a blunt or joint is shotgunned until the smoke collects and appears to be milky white or tan at the bottom of the glass, then "drink" (breathe in) the smoke

Who used the last clean pot to make the uncle fester?
By Sarajane
Uncle Fester
kiddie fiddler

that garry glitter/matthew kelly/jonothan king is a right Uncle Fester !
By Tiffy
Uncle Fester
A boy with stupid tattoos and a really crappy haircut with a really hot girlfriend and best friend

Uncle Fester saw a 9 year old girl at McDonalds the other day and was like, "Holy statutory rape!"
By Idell
Uncle Fester
a scabby diseased penis

By Cyndie
Uncle Fester
a ford fiesta (small car mainly found in the uk)

uncle fester---> fester ---> fiesta
By Sayre
Uncle Fester
To allow a freshly applied substance (usually a liquid like paint, stain, seal, etc.) to set, dry and/or cure. Term introduced on the Handyman for the Common Man web TV show.

“To achieve a super duper finish on your unfinished cabinet, you’ll need to let your homemade finish uncle fester for at least two hours.”
By Rachelle
Uncle Fester
An unflushed dump left in the toilet.

Jimmy left an uncle fester in the mens room.
By Meghan
Uncle Fester
That bald old-ass guy from "The Addams Family."

"The Addams Family started,
When Uncle Fester farted,
They all became retarded,
The Addams Family!"
By Petrina
Uncle Fester
The great old one. He who must not be summoned. The ancient. The unholy. Defined by mass alone, this great one will consume any and all within it's path. Fueled by pure alcohol and driven only to feed.

"Here comes Uncle Fester, hide the snacks."
By Nikki
Uncle Fester
Uncle Fester - Child Molestor

Not originally used by the gentry of old east London town, now officially part of the Cockney rhyming dictionary and appearing on various 'Cockney' translation sites, ''Uncle Fester'' has become the new ''Nonce'' or ''Kiddie Fiddler.''

Apparently movies such as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - full of faux Cockney wording - encouraged people to take up creating their own rhyming slang.

''Uncle Fester'' has been affectionately adopted and accepted as a more modern alternative to ''nonce'' in many areas of East and South London.

1. ''Did you 'ear about ol' Keith? Yeah...turns out the filthy git's an Uncle Fester, 'e's been done for feelin' up some schoolie.''

2.Some celebrity Uncle Festers include; Gary Glitter. Pete Townshend, Matthew Kelly, R. Kelly, Kanye West and Elton John.
By Ted