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The Uncle
A big guy that throws glass bottles over our yard, also stays in his Jeep and jacks off. Relative of Julian, Maria, Armando and Franco

Crap! The Uncle just threw another glass bottle over our yard!
By Maryjane
Uncle
That creepy person who randomly shows up at the family reunions.

Uncle Ben why are you here?

Oh please uncle can you stop touching me
By Etta
Uncle
The one that secretly touches me and babysits for nothing

My Uncle was way buying drugs while I was strapped to a chair with a buttplug in my ass
By Brittani
Uncl
You misspelled uncle dumbass

You: Hey, uncl,
Uncle: what? Btw I'm goin to rape you
By Olympe
Uncling
The art of unclehood, the practise of being an uncle.

I'm not ready to become a dad just yet, I'll stick to uncling my nephews for now.
By Andromache
Uncle
Exclaimation meaning "I give up".

Say "uncle" you little baby! Say uncle! *Initiates wedgie*
By Wilmette
Uncled
When you have been touched, fondled, fingered or coitaled by your uncle.

Hun, Aunt Rachel called and wants to know if you want to spend the weekend with cousin Tommy. No thanks mom. I get uncled every time I go there. I was really sore the last time. Ok. I’ll tell her maybe.

Pretty sure I got uncled last night about midnight. The door opened and then a pillow over my face and some quick moving hands.
By Crysta
Uncle
A man with Lumbago

Uncle: ive got lumbago
By Carol-Jean
Uncle
- The brother of your father/mother.

- Also, the husband of your aunt.

- The member of your family that loves you as their niece/nephew.

- If you are the niece, he could be calling you cute nicknames, such as... Cutie pie, Sweetie pie, His Favorite Niece, or anything he can think of. He can also make-up some jokes to crack you up!

- If you are the nephew, he could be playing sports with you when he has the chance, put you in a headlock (He probably wouldn't do that in real life), or maybe even challenge you to an arm-wrestle!

- No matter what, your uncle will always love you.

I have the best uncle in the whole wide world! And I'm sure glad he loves me as his niece!

- JellyBean600
By Rozalie
Uncle
a term used to make someone say when you have them pinned to the ground

Andrew: i've got you on da flo bitch. you want yo lunch money back, den say uncle

Alec: help, no! teacher teacher!

Andrew: say uncle!!
By Marlee