Define Unexpection Meaning

Unexpection

I had a memorable unexpection yesterday after my friend accidentally grazed my crotch with her hand.
By Shelagh
Unexpected
Some crazy sh*t that knocks the socks out of you. Well that or something you just didn't see coming.

idiot01: Dude, that ugly lady's face popping out like that was SO unexpected.
idiot02: Dude, you saying a word with more than three syllables is unexpected!
By Tootsie
Unexpected

By Bertha
Unexpectable
Something that cannot be expected

Person 1: "What if Dick Cheney was our substitute teacher for the day?"
Person 2: "That's... really unexpectable."
By Quintina
Unexpectational

Ok, cool...I am a very unexpectational person.
By Chrysler
Unexpected
an antonym of expected
what is not expected
finding something you weren't looking for.

Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the 'unexpected expected', and the 'expected unexpected?'
By Malina
Unexpecting
when something happens that wasn't meant to. something catches you off guard

He was everything i ever wanted in a guy in an unexpecting way.
By Cami
Unexpectable
Something that is not expectable.

By Courtnay
Unexpectable
Definition: unexpected and inexcusable
Root: Middle daughter in heated discussion with older daughter over pool ettiquette

"You can't stick my head underwater like that, its unexpectable!"
By Aundrea
Unexpected Jihad
Like a surprise party but instead of balloons and cake, there's suicide bombers and explosions. Usually beginning with the phrase "ALLAHU AKHBAR"

Did you hear how him died? "No" He was part of an unexpected jihad. "damn terrorists"
By Trish