Dude 1: Dude, why did you just follow her, she’s a thot; it’s
September 5th.
Dude 2: What does that mean?
Dude 1: You have no chance with her and she just fiends for your likes. It’s “national
unfollow thots day”!
Dude 2: You right, imma unfollow those thots.
*unfollows all thots*