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Define Valentine’s Day Meaning

Valentine’s Day
actual definition of shit.

“valentine’s day makes me feel depressed. so basically, my whole day is shitty.”
By Melosa
Valentine's Day
The reason so many people are born in November.

I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.
By Jillane
Valentine's Day
1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.

Valentine's day? I've had days at the dentist's that go more enjoyable than that day.
By Ebonee
Valentine's Day
Single's awareness day

"Is it Valentine's Day again?"
"Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."
By Gaye
Valentines Day
The reason why so many people are born in november

"When is your birthday?"

"November 14th"

"Hm, not suprised..."

"Eh, why is that?"

"Valentines day + 9 months = November 14th"
By Pavia
Valentines Day
The scrutinization of single people day.

Examples proving I am correct about Valentines day:
Hallmark
Godiva
Florists
Enough said.
By Nanny
Valentine's Day
Otherwise known as
SINGLES AWARENESS DAY

hey valentine's day is comin' up.
"Don't you mean single's awareness day?" Yeh....
By Evelina
Valentine’s Day
The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.

Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh
By Tiphanie
Valentines Day
a day to make lonley people depressed and loved people possesed

a monkey on a butt and a chicken in a moose
By Christyna
Valentines Day
the worst day of the year i mean like we really need another day of the year to make us feel bad cause were single thank you effin hallmark

person 1:ohhhh im so happy its valentines day

person 2:why this is the worst day of the year

person 1:someone doesnt have a boyfriend!
By Rozalie