Define Vasquez Meaning

a sexy beast with a large wiener never shuts up constantly talks shit

to abscond with something owned by another, usually candy.

A strong person that may have gone through a lot of tough walls but got through it with their family (Vasquez) by their side.

A sex-crazed hormonal beast that preys on his victims with vaseline. This jelly freak isn't afraid of anything, and when drunk can take his sick act to the barn yard. Be warned if you ever see a "Vasquez" run! This lube monster will stop at nothing to quench his thirst for stuffing his victims like a crispy cream donut.

A superhot Puerto Rican playa who gets all the wimmenz. Often found salsa dancing at the hip/hop clubs. All night he holds on to a cup full of ice and lime. Rough around the edges yet soft in all the right places. Often found walking bow-legged due to the massive erect penis he has shoved down the leg of his pants. When he gets down and dirty Carmen will appear.

1. Writing buggy software.
2. Completing many tasks in a limited time and none of the work correctly.
3. Patching software bugs with untested and unorthodox code.

Writing software that works in 1 specific example and crashes in every other scenario.

When a deadbeat, lame ass, piece of shit, good for nothing, bitch ass nigga abandons his child for no reason... other than to satisfy his own selfish homosexual needs.

Jhonen Vasquez (Joe-Nen Vass-Kezz)creator of a series of comics particularly popular with people of the underground life style. His popularity tends to stem from the mass amount of homocide inside his comics, rather than the actual story-line, which is excellent in its self. His style of art is incredibly unique, and you won't find alot like it before he became famous(or infamous, shall we say). He is not rather kind to his fans, and states that he has a large amount distain for them, while also seeming to intensly enjoy the attention. Popular with all groups, but more recently a flood of Angsty Teenagers has been ruining it for everyone (what else is new). This was happening before, but the rate of defilation increased due to Invader Zim, which in itself was an excellent show. The blame is the charator GIR, whose antics, while funny, attracted everyone... ESPECIALLY hyper-active preteen girls. Gir was highly humorous, but can get quite annoying when repeated constantly by a adolescent squeaky girl. Interesting enough, the support from these younglings came too late for the show... AFTER it was cancelled.

~Works~
Johnny the Homocidial Maniac
Squee!
The Bad Art Collection
Filler Bunny
Everything can be Beaten
Invader Zim
I Feel Sick

Facts:
Born on September 1st
Is taller then everyone else says he is.
Wears glasses and frequently dyes hair unnatural colors.
Is a known fan of Mindless Self Indulgence, the Industrial-Jungle-Pussy-Punk Band of New York City.
Also known as Mr. Scolex.
Once saved the Pope from Aliens.
Seems not to like his ass being grabbed by ravonous Fan-Girls.

Jhonen C. Vasquez, Tallented artist cursed with piece of shit fans.