(1) Vav, I meant to text my friend that Amanda
bother's the shit out of me and that she always smells like
B.O., but I accidentally texted that to Amanda. Vav.
(2) Vav, I just burped really loudly in the middle of the dead silently library and the two people sitting next to me
got up and moved.
(3) Vav, I'm drunk.