Hey, hes quite good at football.
Nah, he's just a Venison.
By Fernanda
Petite Venison
Petite venison is hamster meat, sometimes also listed on menus as "soylent tan". It is most often prepared as breaded nuggets which are then baked or deep fried.
Fascinated, I watched her consume the whole platter of petite venison carpaccio without the benefit of utensils.
By Cordelie
Venison Chili
The most vile and extreme form of diarrhea, typically occurring after highfattymeals and excessive beer consumption.
Claudia let out a yelp as Max stabbed her hind quarters with his venison dagger
By Jasmin
Two Venison Donuts
00 buckshot, as in 'two donuts (o's) of venison (buck)'. Used as a warning to people you don't want around, like exes. If they were expecting a meal and hospitality they'd better expect to be eating two venison donuts instead. Could also be used if someone "ate two venison donuts" to mean they took themselves out, although using it that way is pretty disrespectful.
All these words have a seperate meaning, but when Venison, Chin and Strap come together they become very powerful and they represent pointless stupidity, entertainment and humor. To be named 'Venison Chin Strap' also suggests great musical talent.
A word used to describe a kebab comprised entirely of venison. Another not so common use is to create a briefcase file in windows named 'I'm hungry i want a sebab', copy it and paste it 378 times into that folder.