Define Virgin Ears Meaning

Virgin Ears
The name for the outer wall of the vagina which sometimes is mistaken for an ear.

John: WTF!! She has 2 ears growing out of her crotch!
Billy: LOL, you schmuck,those are virgin ears.

Trekky fan: doctor,is there anyway to stop my virgin ears from hanging down so much,id like to turn them into Mr. Spock ears
By Kit
Virgin Ears
A person who has been vaguely exposed to sex, drugs, profanities and doesnt have a tight grasp on reality.

By Stesha
Virgin Ears
Ears that have not yet been exposed to profanity or other vulgarity. Often to protect their auditory virginity a squeamish person will employ the time tested earmuffs.

In order to protect his virgin ears little Billy used earmuffs while daddy told his buddies about what he did at the bar last night.
By Ella
Virgin Ears
Someone who has never heard of a certain topic, word, song, etc.

Kelly: So i heard Laura was sandwiched last night by two guys she just picked up.
Jenny: Shh- not so loud. Sarah has virgin ears!
By Emmalynne
Virgin Ears
adjective

1. Lacking worldly experience and understanding,

2. Showing or characterized by a lack of sophistication and critical judgment

"Don't say that there are Virgin Ears present!"
By Rebe
Virgin Ears
A person that has not had a penis inserted into their ear far enough to break the skin of the eardrum.

Susie has preformed oral sex, but her virgin ears have not be penetrated yet.
By Aretha
Ear Virgin
People who're so "Highly" sensitive to fowl language, they don't wish "Anyone" about them using it.
(Advanced virgin ears)

Duane Roper at Sears is an ear virgin.
By Minta
Ear Virgin
1) A person who has almost never heard a swear word in their entire life

2) A person who—over the span of their lifetime—has kept their ears relatively healthy from excessive loud noisy environments. An ear virgin rarely goes out in loud public spaces such as a shopping mall or a nightclub. Because of this, their sense of hearing is generally more acute and more sensitive in their older years compared to the average person in the same age demographic.

1) When I dropped the F bomb in front of Cindy, she was absolutely devastated because she was still an ear virgin

2) People who grew up and lived in the countryside, away from all the noise and traffic, tend to be ear virgins.
By Bertha
Right Ear Virgin
Someone who's had sex in every orifice but the right ear.

Guy 1: That girl is such a fucking slut - I bet she's a right ear virgin.
Guy 2: Yeah, she was before last night.
By Scarlett
Ear Virgin
A person who has never listened to ASMR before

I have never listened to ASMR before, so I am an Ear Virgin
By Babbette