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Define Volumptuous Meaning

Volumptuous
an extremely fat woman with cottage cheese hindquarters. Usually spotted wearing too-tight leggings and a 5XL tweety bird t-shirt.

I was walking at the store the other night and i nearly got caught in between a volumptuous woman's asscheeks because she was bent over and i wasn't watching where i was going.
By Dorrie
Volumptuous
Deceptive term used in personals by females, usually meaning "FAT".

Volumptuous vixen seeking SBM.
By Libby
Volumptuous
adj. - curvaceous and appealing, with an implied analogy with something delicious that one would want to eat - a portmanteau of 'voluptuous' and 'sumptuous'

"Dang! That woman is volumptuous! Oh, how I would love to lick every one of her delicious curves!"
By Delila
Volumptuous
voluMptuous (please note the 'm')

Unlike a voluptuous chick's body which can be somewhat hot in a curvy and feminine way, the volumptuous chick is just fat and lumpy.

-She was pretty hot, in a voluptuous sort of way.
-More like voluMptuous, that girl was a fatass.
By Chanda
Volumptuous
A mixture between voluminous and voluptuous.

that chick's hair is volumptuous.
By Candi
Volumptuous
A voluptuous person with a little more to them. As in voluptuos and sumptuous.

The lavish man was so volumptuous!
By Laverna
Volumptuous
a cross between lumpy and curvy

Wow she has a very volumptuous body.
By Eden
Volumptuous
A women that has many sexually attractive curves but not natural, just flabby skin.

God mate she is proper volumptuous
By Joellyn
The Volumptuous Ball Of Doom
Circum to its power of burn in hell

Friend 1: hi dude whats that you're hol-

You: *smacks friend 1 with the volumptuous ball of doom*

You: the volumptuous ball of doom, circum to its power or burn in hell... peasant
By Xylia