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Define Wangered Meaning

Wangered
Being drunk to the point of surpassing any other term of being innebriated.

I was gonna sleep with Barry tonight but he was too wangered, he couldn't even get it up
By Ellissa
Wanger
Penis Cock
Another way of saying a penis.

Yo, that kid gots a wanger XL.
By Biddie
Wanger
A dick

"his wanger was hangin out."
By Shawnee
Wanger
A slow delivery in the game of cricket, first developed by the nomads and fine tuned by a yorkshire premier bowler.
Not to be confused with the reverse wanger, which is still being developed.

Fred was bowled a wanger by Matty. He wanged him good and proper.
By Cathe
Wanger
A half erected, half cocked...cock. Usually appear in gym class, around semi attractive women, and rooms with slutty late-nite TXT commercials playing. A hybrid (if this is the right time for such a word) of a normal wang and your average boner. Alas! The wanger is born!

Ex. 1 :
Joey: Dude, I just saw Kelly wearing those short gym shorts and I got a wanger.
Chris: Why didn't you get a full boner?
Joey: I noticed she keeps missing some spots where she shaves her thighs...=(
*wanger fades*

Ex. 2:
Chris: I was flippin' through channels last night and one of those TXT SNIZZ commercials came on and gave me a wanger.
Joey: Really? Why not a full boner?
Chris: After the commercial, I noticed I stopped on Golden Girls and that killed it right away...=(
By Denice
Wanger
the male genitalia

dont be such a wanger
By Dianne
Wangers
Womens Breasts - usually of the larger variety

Leanne said: 'No one has wangers like mine!'
By Rebecca
Wangers
Similar to shit or bad

Oi this is wangers let’s dash
By Cassi
Wanger
A wanger is someone who who acts like a wanker,
but you call them a wanger because its more friendly than calling them a wanker.

Friend trips over his shoe lace...
You say.. "your such a wanger"
By Anna-Maria
Wanger
Cocaine. Rural or gipsy term.

Who's got any wanger?
By Siana