*robin hood and the
merry men are riding through the forest on horseback*
Robin hood, robin hood riding through the glenn. robin hood, robin hood and his band of men. Feared by the bad, loved by the good, robin hood, robin hood, robin hood.
*they arrive at a castle only to see the
sherriff eating weetabix upon a tower. Robin realises he hasn't eaten his 'bix. The sherriff has a self-satisfied grin on his face*
Robin hood, robin hood is he
in a fix? Robin hood robin hood forgot his weetabix! Shall he ride home? And not save the good?
*robin rides off with his men*
'Cause he should. 'Cause he should. 'Cause he should!
--Early 90's weetabix advert.