Define Whelan Meaning

Irish name : whelan = faolain
translated as: wolf
the whelans where an irish tribe who controlled the deise region of waterford in ireland.

To drink so hard on a Friday, that you don't recover till about noon... on the following Monday.

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To be so hungover that you miss work the next day.

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To raid your $50 a bottle mini-bar.

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To jump in the pool with your phone in your pocket.

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To have a great time.

some one who whities after 2 hits of weed

To get completely smashed; pound down brewskies

an innovator, a pioneer, an inventor, someone that creates something completely new.

another word for the toilet

To put forward a false narrative in order to shift blame from a famous current friend to a relatively anonymous, childhood friend or classmate. A truly proper "Whelan" is filled with enough detail that any 12-year old able to use a search engine can debunk the "Whelan" in no more than ten minutes.

(Adj) Having or lacking a fully sized penis

Whelan is the gayest guy i know he is in love with a man called wolfe and he wants to do anal with him. Everyday he askes him out and wolfe says no. Sadly for whelan he never will get a girl.

A fat whale ladies with a blubbery flabdomen. School principal/pedophile who hogs down on twinkies all friggin day in her offices and eats children when she cant get her insatiable appetite under control. Wears pajama jeans because nothing else will fit her giant fat blubber gut. Never wears any color because they are under the delusion that black and brown make them look slimmer. Likes to be a fat lard and loaf around in the office and can barely make it up the stairs and once they do make it up they almost pass out from the exercise cuz they are so outta shape. Passes stupid dress code rules because they are jealous that they can't wear trendy clothes And only has like five outfits that actually fit. Steals children's cake when they are in the office and scarfs it down like a slobbery walrus.