- Did you get your knob into her whelk?
- Of course.
- You're a player!
- You whelk! You wouldn't even tell your ass from your elbow! You screwed up all the plan!0
- Herp, derp...
- Don't you just stand there! Give me a beer!
Bloke one, "Hey your girlfriends a skank"
Bloke two, "Get the F*** out you Whelk"
By Daile
Whelk
A charming cad, who uses bullshit and innuendo creatively, with the intention of getting into a posh girl's panties.
With his ginger hair it was clear that Prince Harry was sired by the whelk James Hewitt.
By Josephine
Whelk-ling
A generally immature teenage boy who thinks he is everything and a bag of chips. When they do get action they fail because they leave snail trails and fill your mouth with saliva. They are very rude to everyone and often try to be aggressive.