Define Whelk Meaning

Whelk
A British slang term for pussy, also meaning fool or moron.

- Did you get your knob into her whelk?
- Of course.
- You're a player!

- You whelk! You wouldn't even tell your ass from your elbow! You screwed up all the plan!0
- Herp, derp...
- Don't you just stand there! Give me a beer!
By Belinda
Whelk
a fool, moron.. someone who is not to bright

Mike Lindine is a complete whelk for not host ing his site correctly
By Jobey
Whelk
Boys who can't kiss for shit. Generally slobber everywhere, including in their hair.

He appears in angus thongs and perfect snogging as peter. Thinks he's god's gift to women.

Beware of the whelk boy!!

girl 1: "so was he a good kisser?"

girl 2: "No he was a fucking whelk!"

girl 1 "gads...don't go near him again."
By Anthiathia
Whelk
Various water snails; sometimes edible

By Henrietta
Whelk
Not a common insult you hear but a very good one.

Means a very annoying person who never knows when to shut up.

Bloke one, "Hey your girlfriends a skank"
Bloke two, "Get the F*** out you Whelk"
By Daile
Whelk
A charming cad, who uses bullshit and innuendo creatively, with the intention of getting into a posh girl's panties.

With his ginger hair it was clear that Prince Harry was sired by the whelk James Hewitt.
By Josephine
Whelk-ling
A generally immature teenage boy who thinks he is everything and a bag of chips. When they do get action they fail because they leave snail trails and fill your mouth with saliva. They are very rude to everyone and often try to be aggressive.

"Urgh, that James is such a whelk-ling"
By Kristine
Bag Of Whelks
When one has had too much of a good thing.

I went drinking at midday yesterday.By seven,I was a bag of whelks.
By Leandra
Whelks
Synonym for “Whilst” or “While”.

Used when a subject is mentioned abruptly.

“I might as well take a shower whelks I’m at it.”
By Tim
Whelks

"thanks for that!" - thank you for helping
"whelks" - you're welcome
By Jaynell