Wow I really want Desmond and Jack from LOST to saliva windpipe each other right in the mouth so hard.
By Theadora
Juggalo Windpipe
In the act of having sex with a girl, excuse yourself from the room. Go to the bathroom, put on clown makeup and jump back in the room. Shout "JUGGALO RYDA WEST SIDE", then blow down her neck until she is no longer breathing. Proceed to penetrate her with an AIDS infected dildo.
John: Hey man I just did a Juggalo Windpipe on my ex.
Dude, last night my girlfriend gave me a chicago windpipe and it felt greeeeeeeaaaaaaaaattttttttt. My dick was blown away, literaly!
By Miguelita
Californian Windpipe
The Californian Windpipe is a maneuver in which a female (or sometimes a male) puts any sort of flute, piccolo, wind blown instrument into either:
exhibit a; the vagina
or
exhibit b; the ass.
They then proceed to fart/queef and perform a somewhat artistic piece of work.
usually followed by excessive cleaning of the instrument,
or if it isn't theirs, placement back where it came from.
very difficult maneuver with very few masters.