When you're taking a piss in the countryside and happen to piss on an
electric fence giving your dick and balls a nice
zap so that they would shine like a lightbulb. Usually accompanied by you dropping to one knee and the Great
Muta appearing out of nowhere to knee you in the face for being a dumbass.
(Young Billy
Meyer stood in front of the class and offered the following poem.)
Ode to the Shining Wizzard.
When I was young and had no sense.
I
took a piss on an
electric fence.
It hurt so bad, shocked my balls,
I took a crap in my overalls.