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Define Wonkers Meaning

Wonkers
means a lot of stuff. invented by mese. 1)crazy 2)awesome, cool 3)as a verb (wonkering) means freaking out, going crazy

4) with no s (wonker) means penis

1/2) I love her! She is wonkers!
3) He lost his phone...man, he's wonkering. (or going wonkers)
4) you're a wonker (insult)
By Cassy
Wonkers
Crazed, acting crazy, or group acting deliberately and stupidly crazed to gain a reaction.

Similar to "wankers" but derived from "bonkers" IE "gone bonkers"

IE "what a bunch of F..ng wonkers!"
By Em
Wonkers
a combination of bonkers & wanker.

He's a bit wonkers.
By Aubry
Wonker
The largest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Wow! John has a real Wonker.
By Latrena
Wonker
A name used for a friend or acquaintance who is being stupid, oafish or awkward

Stop being a wonker! Ryan
By Theda
Wonker
Someone who often acts {wonky} or {Wack} or whose style can also be described as such.

Friend 1: That guy is so wonky.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.
By Lisabeth
Wonker
A wonker is a man (more specifically a red head manly man with a viscious attitude) who considers the presence of nobody but himself and his wonkerness.

“Look at at wonker!”
“His red hair is so divinely wonky!”
By Brittney
Wonkered
The feeling you get when cramming for a test while also being on pain killers due to a recent surgery and your brain decides to stop working.

I'm feeling wonkered due to pain killers from my surgery and cramming for my math final.
By Rennie
Wonker
A wog wanker.

Wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. He does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a ‘P’ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is God’s gift to women.
By Madelaine
Wonker
A boy with a lefty dick who likes eating chocolate

Billy is a right wonker
By Aubrie