(Text conversation)
Man 1: OMFG! Did you hear I got the part?
Man 2: What I didn’t know that you were a
thespian.
Man 1: No, I don’t act but I will be the main character in an all
black midget gang bang, I’m going to be the only white guy/non midget there. I hope they aren't
packing heat.
Man 2: WTFF!