*
Friend fucking eats it out of nowhere*
Me: Yo you good?
Friend: I hit an divot and it double ejected my skis.
Me: How’d you not see it?
Friend: Dude the light’s so flat I can’t fucking see a thing.
Me: Bruh you got fucking
yassed.
Friend: Bruh my lower back got fucking yassed. I’m
done for the day.