Define Year 5 Meaning

Year 5
Fucking shit as all you do is prepare for S.A.T.S to then find out that it wasnt important .
All year 5's want At this point are waiting for the year 6 to leave so they can sit on the benches for Assembly.

Look at that year 5 haha they gota do SATS they think its so important
By Tabbie
5 Year Olds
Goblins who want everything and anything for free most of them are spoiled brats like the owner of this website and throws fits of rage because he can't buy icecream that causes 200 dollars and says you ruined my life

Or an alternative Dead because no one vaccinates there crotch goblins

Parent 1: Ughhh I hate my 5 year olds

Parent 2: At least its better than Cardi B Music
By Tobi
Gay In 5 Years
This occurs when a guy denies the fact that he is gay (to himself and everyone else) for some time. Usually seen on conservative college campuses. These types have a flair for fashion, usually pop their pink Lacoste collars and take the time they spend in college to "date" chicks, but once they leave and spend a few years in the big city, they come out with their rainbow flags a waving.

Most people around the gay in 5 years guy know he is gay and expect to see him with a teal Jetta and Diesel manpurse at the 5 year class reunion.


The gay in 5 years guy loves MySpace and drink cosmos. He also exaggerates his likeness for women.
By Alanah
5 Year Plan
American undergraduate ("college") degrees historically and typically take 4 years to complete. A person on the "5 year plan" is usually not a serious enough student, who will not have enough credits to graduate within 4 years, perhaps due to dropping classes, changing majors often, or flunking courses (which gives no credits).

"My roommate my sophomore year partied 6 nights a week. He ended up only taking 2 courses one semester."

"Oh yeah? My ex-boyfriend never went to class except to take the exams -- sometimes. He failed half his classes when we were dating. He was on the 5 year plan too."
By Giacinta
5 Year Old
A kid who is not a baby not a toddler and is going to kindergarten.

An object or thing that is 5 years old.

Something more than a few years old

My 5 year old kid is going to kindergarten!

My purse is 5 years old!

My house is 5 years old.
By Serena
5 Year Rule
Like the 5 second rule for food landing on the floor, or the 5 minute rule for leaving class when a teacher is late the 5 year rule is time frame after the wedding to have a bachelor or bachelorette party if said party didn't occur or was so lame that it isn't even worth a mention.

Married guy: Aargh! My bachelor party 4 years ago was crap... wish I could have done it properly.

Good friend: Brrrooo! 5 year rule! We throw you a bitching party this weekend! It's going to be the shit!!!

Now happily married guy: Yeeeeaaahhh!
By Luisa
5 Year Old

"Melina stop acting like a 5 year old wtf"
By Clara
5 Years Or More
Underage girl who you'd love to sleep with but would probably serve jail time for statutory rape.

See jailbait

By Angelika
5 Year Old

Swim: You’re such a 5 year old.
Bob: Uh, no, your an idiot
Swim: Please learn some grammar.
By Rubia
5 Year Plan
When a college student goes to college without any hope of graduating. Student will typically go on 5 year plan when they feel they will not need a college degree to succeed in life or when then drop out of college then decide to go back. Even though they will not graduate, the student on the 5 year plan will still hold themself in high regard as they can make the claim that they have "some college" in their background opposed to only being a high school grad

Look at Greg, 22 years old and still only a sophomore. He must be on the 5 year plan... Wish I was on it
By Simonne