Define Crotch Goblins Meaning

A child. Also known as crotch spawn, or runny nosed shrieking brat. Essentially, a baby or small child that is a whining little hell demon. Elementary schools and daycare centers abound with crotch goblins.

A bratty little piece of shit that has greasy ass fucking hands and eats crayons.
Usually seen on toddler leashes.

Another term for children

A goblin that lives in your crotch, and only comes out at night while you are sleeping. It usually looks for titty residue to eat.

Any strange or foreign object that appears in underwear that should not be there. Example: discharge, shit stains, pubic hairs, stains, scabs, flies, cottage cheese, or crabs

A species of goblin that steals crotches from the male species. Said to be a mythical creature but sightings and instances have occured.

One who feeds on the groin while growling and snoring.

Generic term of disrespect, most often used when someone has made a big mistake or been a total jerk.

One who is particularly fond of balls, dicks, and pussys.

This is a common slong term for an STD