A creature that re-emerges after long periods of hiberation. Invites
long ignored acquaintances for social engagements mainly on the golf course
The reason for hiberation is uncertain. It is either due to being (happily) stuck under a large thumb for several years or due to having spent 18 months
finishing a fucking road race of approximately 26 miles. Slow cunt. See 'RUFUS?'
Fuck me, look at that slow goblin cunt, he's 2 fucking miles behind
with no fucking legs. 3 months from now when he reaches the finishing line, he'll be looking for a game of golf. The cunt