A creature that re-emerges after long periods of hiberation.
Invites long ignored acquaintances for social engagements mainly on the
golf course.
The reason for hiberation is uncertain. It is either due to being (happily) stuck under a large thumb for several years or due to having spent
18 months finishing a fucking road race of approximately 26 miles. Slow cunt. See 'RUFUS?'
Fuck me, look at that slow goblin cunt, he's 2 fucking
miles behind the
spastic with no fucking legs. 3 months from now when he reaches the finishing line, he'll be looking for a game of golf.
The cunt.