Define You And I'm Meaning

Screw You Guys I'm Goin Home
A phrase used when one is a fatass who is sick of his friends and wants to go somwhere else, generally his home.

Cartman: Screw you guys, I'm goin home!
By Ardra
I Love You But I'm Not In Love With You
Phrase used exclusively by shallow self-absorbed individuals who actually have no concept of what it means to love or be loved. Their hearts are vacant and usually associate sex not with a deeply emotional or spiritual experience but rather purely a physical and transient act involving no emotion. Such individuals are limited in both intellect and in normal socialization skills. People who use this overused cliche usually suffer from a combination of schizotypal disorder and sociopathy. A catch-all phrase when the person doing the dumping knows there is no reason for the relationship to end, other than for purely selfish reasons of wanting to pursue sexual relations with other individuals outside of the current relationship.

I love you but I'm not in love with you

Translation:

I don't love you and I want to experiment with other people
By Deanna
I Love You, But I'm Not In Love With You.
Statement used to express regret and or fear about the current situation of an amorous or once amorous relationship. It generally means that the person who is expressing himself/herself has a deep emotional bond with their current mate, but that bond is possibly/probably not strong enough to merit a lifetime, or long-term commitment. Usually, there is either some dissatisfaction, disappointment, or confusion on the part of the person using this statement.

Example (interchangeable):

Woman: Why can't we be together?
Man: I love you, but I'm not in love with you.
Woman: What does that mean?
Man: It means that I need something in my life that being with you is just not able to provide. If you need anything, I'm there, but we aren't working.
By Louisa
I Love You, But I'm Not IN Love With You
A scape goat for women who don't have the ovaries to say I'm not interested in pursuing a relationship with you.

"I Love You, But I'm Not IN Love With You"

"What does that even mean?"

"Let's just be friends"

"What, why?"

"I like you like a brother"

"Jesus F***ing Christ"
By Emeline
I Love You But I'm Not In Love With You

#1 "You.. You're breaking up with me?"
#2 "I love you but I'm not in love with you."
#1 "Oh, that's OK then."
By Danette
I Just Wanna Tell You How I'm Feeling
The fifth line of the song 'Never Gonna Give You Up' by Rick Astley, or the first line of the pre-chorus.
Spoken only by men of wisdom.

John: 'You wouldn't get this from any other guy'
Jenna: 'I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling'
John: 'Gotta make you understand'
By Myrlene
Fuck You, I'm A Dragon
A good come back for anything, anything at all. Although, you need to know the right way to pronounce this, with attitude. Feel free to add extras on the end.

Nathan: You're short and stubby
Michelle: Fuck you, I'm a dragon. Bitch.
By Zena
Fuck You! I'm Ballin!
An outrageously gangsta expression a person will make when he doesn't give a fuck and is truely balling like a motherfucker, typically accompanied by middle fingers and rockstar signs. The statement is not to be taking literally; it is simply a fun expression without any expectation of response. However, fucking and balling are always fun.

(at Party)

random dude: "yo what's up Joe!"

Joe: "yoooooo!"

random dude: "haha you're drunk as fuck man!"

Joe: "Fuck you! I'm ballin!"
By Alfy
You Can Hate Me If You Want, I'm Not Changing For Nothing
A phrase that can be said in self-defense when someone is verbally harassing you. It implies that you do not care if they hate you for what you are or what you do, and that you will not conform to their ways to satisfy them. Useful in situations involving politics, choosing sides in an argument, etc. It is a perfect saying when you are under verbal attack by hate-filled people.

Some bitch: You suck! That's because you're a Republican!
Ryan (Me): You can hate me if you want, I'm not changing for nothing.

The Kentucky Yankee: Proud UrbanDictionary user giving you great comebacks since August 1, 2004.
By Milly
Fuck You I'm Spider Man
The Ultimate excuse for everything. Found with the 60's Spider Man Meme. Use as an excuse for EVERYTHING! son, go clean your room. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! Go do the dishes. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! so on and so forth.

By Rosie