Define Zook Meaning

Zook
the process of one smelling so bad that everyone thinks that there is a dumpster coming, or oneself looking so ugly and so alien like that nobody wants to go near them unless they're sending them off to the moon

Basically this word makes no sense at all, so it makes sense in every way you try to use it... you fuckin' zook

1) You fuckin' zook, I want to puke all over your face

2) I zooked the shit out of her last night
By Fionnula
Zook

Im gonna light my zook
By Concordia
Zook
1. To act and/or look like the Scary Muppet character (copyright Jim Henson productions
2. To say "don't worry about it" wayyyy too many times
3. To be so baked they can't remember their own name and/or grafitti a church
4. To watch the fireworks with your boyfriend without kissing, or holding hands; usually the byproduct of being baked
5. To have an unhealthy infatuation with homosexual men (see Pilitowski, Joe and Haenchen, Nick)

By Evy
Zook

The Gators way of fucking up when trying to find a coach to replace Spurrier...Great recruiter though
By Brittne
Zook
(v., sl.):
1) To give anal sex to.
2) (Uncommon.) To ejaculate.

I got zooked last night. Good thing he had lubrication!
By Aili
Zook
one who pwns. a pwner.

my friend is a real zook.
By Lisa
Zook

Woah, that dude just zooked through his nose!
By Deeyn
Zook
To terribly mis-quote something from a tv show.

He really zooked that sentence up that time.
By Carita
Zook

my dog zooked up a deer hoof this morning
By Coletta
Zooked
being extremely high or stoned to the point of feeling paralyzed

Mike: yo man is he gonna hit this or no
Dan: are you kidding me that kid is zooked!
By Bee