Define Zookeeper Meaning

a white slave trader of black slaves. very racist term to decribe a whit person. proud white person may call himself this.

One who has a sexual encounter with a group of cougars.

A group of individuals united to expose the true nature of the babwa.

(noun)- A boyfriend/husband that is far better looking than his girlfriend/wife, because compared to him, she looks like a zoo animal

the act of being double penetrated by two different species of animals, preferably in a zoo

A person who shoots a rare and majestic animal in the face with their spunk after letting someone with an extreme case of diarrhea sit on their face leaving a perfect imprint of a butthole in shit on their neck.

In order to perform the Zookeeper's caress:
Pack a fat dip (the fatter the better the sensation, ask any caress recipient)
Wheel a broad (hopefully a '92) with the dip in
Visit the southern hemisphere
Use your fat dip lip to diddle her skittle

Zookeeper tips:
-if you pack the dip in your bottom lip you can use it to 69 the 92
-the more grotesque, face deformingly huge the dip you pack is = the manlier you will appear = the classier (and in all likelihood hotter) the broad you will grease
-snus is acceptable; however, since it smells like toothpaste this is like playing on easy mode
-get creative, the entire chaw doesn't have to remain in your mouth through the entirety of the maneuver

Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.

Phrase said as response when someone says something ridiculously pointless and lame that no one could possibly ever give a shit about.