Define 801 Meaning

When one writes "801", it can be read as "yaoi".
8 - comes from "ya" in the japanese number "8", when read as 'yattsu'.
0 - comes from the roman letter "O."
1 - comes from the "I" in the japanese number for "1", 'ichi'.

The word can be thought of as shorthand, or a code word for yaoi.

The area code representing the Wasatch front of Utah (upwards of 80% of the population of utah, spanning along the western base of the wasatch mountains). Often voiced by locals as a prideful indicator of their home territory, or often as a shorthand reference of the wasatch front area.

that's just a number are y'all stupid or something

A mysterious organ formed as a hole like pussy between a sissy man's balls and anus in some Chinese and Japanese erotica, fanfiction and comic, usually appreciated by fangirls. In some words, 801 are all three organs, but emphasize the 0 between 8 and 1. Another term of 801 is boy pussy.

Rule 801 is a rule of the internet that reads as follows: "For every two male characters, there is a slash of them."

When you want to enter the most awesome state, but the developers won’t allow strong bases in because the state has reached its maximum awesome level. Often associated with state 801.

“This state a strong, and powerful except for Ride. We should stop other cool cats and kittens from joining in so it doesn’t become so awesome that it ruin all other states!” -Developers

If your lawyer isn't filing any of these, then he ain't fo' you.

Mythical recreation drug. Though an actual research chemical, it's more than unlikely that it's on the streets.

Rumors of MK-801 use/abuse, a dis. anaethetic more powerful than PCP have been floating around for a while now. When I looked into MK-801, it was over $150 for 10mg, not nearly enough for any kind of high... and the precise dosages are undetermined.

If there was any recreational MK-801 use, it would be ALL OVER the dextromethorphan underground.

Still, someones best friends cousin's sister's worst enemy tried it, and ended up tripping balls for three weeks!

In god knows what year, GWR watched anime and fell in love with japanese shit so they went up to dildo maker hitachi and asked for some high speed trains, and Hitachi said yes.
LNER was jealous of GWR so they ordered some too.
Transpennine Express wanted to get into the action so they ordered some too but the bastards have to be all special so they called them N O V A S
SCR copied the trains designs onto roblox for express and airlink
Then some bastard found a crack in them and now they're not awesome