(One day, Wakime walked into his house, and got the suprise of his life)
Wakime: Hey mom, I just bought that shirt I like, and... JESUS CHRIST!
(Wakime stopped in his tracks to see his girlfriend Rachel go in his bathroom, drop her pants, and sit on the toilet, not even taking time to close the door)
Rachel:
HIROSHIMA!!!
Wakime: BABY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
(But it was too late, Wakime had been converted to nuclear
vapor by his girlfiends
explosive diarrhea.)