Apathetic Immunodeficiency to Testing Syndrome
Testing overexposure has left millions of young Americans incapable of knowing how to care more about any one particular test over another. A pop-quiz has nearly as much value to them as the SAT exam,
thusly they have become completely deficient with regard
giving a shit about tests. This syndrome has no known cure and, although not known to yet be a
detriment to one's life, it certainly has shown no signs of reducing its spread, as it is anticipated to become the latest educational epidemic.
Mom,
I'm not going to fucking school today - I got AITS last week and I have more important shit to do than
worry about my
SAT Prep Class.