Alex Jones, also known as the fatter
David Icke, and the
antimatter to Rush Limbaugh, is a "paleoconservative" (read: paranoid conspiracy theorist) and libertarian intellectual from Texas (well that explains it) who believes that the United States is being run by the Worldwide
Masonic Conspiracy. He can prove all his theories are true; he merely chooses not to.
Alex Jones: "If you disagree with me, it is merely because you have consumed
fluoride. Everybody that disagrees with me is a brainwashed
sheeple."
Person: "Why so
batshit?"