Define Baby Jesus Meaning

Baby Jesus
Another term for blow job, "bj"

Mary was still a virgin and wasn't ready for sex, so she gave him a baby jesus.
By Ernaline
Baby Jesus
A jesus that has not yet grown up and still has a baby dick

By Libbi
On Baby Jesus

somebody: you lying
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.
By Marta
Baby Jesus
A term used to describe the divinity of Joe Mauer, the greatest baseball player, Minnesota Twin, and Minnesotan to ever grace this land.

Baby Jesus is really good at baseball, he bats .900.
By Roslyn
Baby Jesus

Ashley:"Oh my gosh she has one serious baby jesus!"
Sammy: "Oh Baby Jesus!"

(hahahaha)
By Meris
Big Baby Jesus
bestest rapper in the goddamned universe.

Bib baby jesus postulates, "if a pussy could talk, what would you ask it?"
By Wynny
Baby Jesus
Baby Jesus = Chicken wing

e.g tender and mild

Baby Jesus = chicken wing
By Ethelda
Big Baby Jesus
later name of wu-tang clan member 'old dirty bastard' (see: wordodb/word).

i heard odb's new name is big baby jesus. that's whack.
By Florette
Oh Baby Jesus
A word coined by the famous Ricky Bobby now used as a synonym for phrases like "Oh shit," Oh no," and my personal favorite, "Well fuck me"

Someone: I forgot my phone and my keys and my underwear.
Me: Oh baby jesus that sucks cow balls.
By Eleni
Baby Jesus Poops
When you have to poop so bad that you feel that you are about to give birth to an immaculate conception. The poops often resemble pop corn shrimp, or little baby jesus' swaddled in little blankets.

After I ate all of that food I had a case of the baby jesus poops!
By Darice