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Balmed
To be drunk, pissed.

Fuck i'm balmed.
Man, he's balmed tonight.
Lets get balmed tonight cunts.
By Herminia
Balm
A dangerous animal.

'What is Myrhh anyways?'
'It's a valuable balm'
'A balm?? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him!'
By Adele
Balm
A type of asian curing thingy that the Maestro gave to Kramer so that Kramer could heal his burn from the hot coffee spill.

Jackie Chiles: You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on?
By Teresa
Balme
acronym for

Bitch Aint Lickin My Eggs

or just a word you use when you want someone to do something to you

shot to the heart, and youre to balme.

hurry up and balme already!
By Clementine
Balm
Excellent, high-quality, cool, exceptionally good. An alternate spelling / pronunciation of bomb or the bomb.

Hey you want any klonopin? They're like zanibars only they don't make you as forgetful. They're balm.

God, that chronic looks balm.
By Sarah
Balm
Really dank weed
Anything that is real good which other words cant describe

Yo my name is afroman and im from east palm dell,
and all the tumbleweed i be smokin is balm as hellllll
By Winnah
The Balm
An overwhelmingly good, warm and comforting sensation that is the shit.

My girlfriend gives the balm hand jobs!
By Shawn
Balm
a flamer. Also known as a homosexual who is still fighting his homosexuality but will take a penis up the but when givin the chance to do so.

the gay kid that no one liked, Balm, was from Kansas, so that made him almost as gay and Jim K.
By Thea
Balm
To relax, chill or to post up

I could have balmed all night with that ol' doll - although her nips were as long as fingers and they were tickling my chest
By Hynda
Lip Balming
This is where the guy uses only the tip of his penis and rubs it around the lips of the vagina.

After skiing Sierra had chapped lips below but her boyfriend Was just Lip Balming her so it's all good.
By Carlyn