Define Beatus Meaning

Beatus

Hey Beatus! Learn how to fucking ollie or you don't get no damn pizza!
By Giralda
Beatus
beatus is a fat fuck\fat ass\a l'i'l bitch+he got head from an ugly slut

By Allsun
Beatus
the real beatus is a chubby kid that eats alot and is too lazy to even ride a bike most of the time.

hey beatus, wanna make babies?
gotta love dat beatus!
By Megan
Beatus

By Leela
Beatus
A person who suffers from relative poverty and lives from council benefits, as well as type 2 diabetes

Josh, get away from me you fucking beatus
By Carine
Beatus
Beatus is a synonym for popular boy band BTS

Ay, you catch that new Beatus album?
By Malorie
Beatus Meatus
The most powerful of all spells in the harry potter universe

"Beatus Meatus!" Harry yelled killing Voldemort instantly
By Ardenia
Beatus Meatiosis
Once cast, this spell results in an instantaneous erection lasting no longer than two hours. Please consult with your doctor before performing such a spell.

As Harry entered her chamber, he then cast "Beatus Meatiosis". The day was short but the night was long.
By Holly-Anne
Beatus Meatus
Beatus meatus is the act of secretly (or in public) issuing a pushing movement on yo natural dongus until white joos leaks out. (red joos is optional)
Invented by Confucius in 470bc the art was mastered by Gandhi after seeing underage children.
Note* = Always perform beatus meatus only when your pp extendus (or else it can result in death).

Random bababoey: I have fat luigi's pictures
Ultra bababoey : Aight let me commit beatus meatus
By Danyelle
Meatus Beatus Deletus

Aight good talk Iā€™m gonna go commit Meatus Beatus Deletus
By Daloris