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Bellends
Plural form of bellend
The head of one's penis. So called because it is somewhat shaped like a bell's end.

God, you are all a bunch of bellends!
By Devonna
Bellend
Tip of the penis.
Can also be used as an insult.
Only Britain has been blessed with this amazing word so far, but the Gods are trying to find a way to spread it around the entire world.

Random: I dress up as death and point at old people as they leave the bingo centre.
Me: You bellend.
By Veronique
Bellend
British slang for the glans penis, or penis head.

Saddam Hussein is a Bellend! (as seen on 'Da Ali G Show')
By Minette
Bellend
1. The head of the penis, being vaguely bell shaped. Like a mushroom head.
2. A complete idiot.

When you are drunk, you dance like a bellend.
By Davine
Bellend
Some-one who can be very, very annoying at times.

Oh my god, Johann is such a bellend!!
By Fanny
Bellend
An idiot, an unschooled, uncultured oik.

One who behaves inappropriately, sometimes in a humourous fashion.

A twat.

Usually referring to a male but I've met a few birds who would wear the epithet well.

Don't be a bellend all of your life and get the bastard ale in.

Oi, bellend, move that fuckin jeep!
By Celka
Bellend
1. the glans of the penis
2. a humourosly named tent
3. the end of a bell

1. hes got such a big bellend, but no shaft, hes mushroom rigged
2. come on sheila, lets do it in the bellend!
3. I say vicar, you need to ploish your bellend!
By Lindi
Bellend
The tip of the penis.
Often considered as a derogatory term.

Stop looking at me, you bellend.
By Wilhelmina
Bellend
someone is being an utter prick and needs a slap

when someone keeps throwing eggs at your head, they are being a bellend
By Blisse
Bellend
1. (slang) Donald Trump, American business magnate and showcase for the merits of unashamed baldness.

2. (British slang) the glans, head or foreskin of a human penis, so-called for its bell-like shape.

Sense 1: "Following the re-invention of The Apprentice as a political advertisement, the opinion polls predicted a landslide majority for President Bellend."

"Willison Knife Razors. You know it makes sense: just ask Bellend Trump!"

Sense 2: "His hotspot is his bellend: once I touch him there, that's it. Immediate trigger for a crymax."
By Mandi