Define Benitez Meaning

Benitez
A person who is laughably bad at his/her job, but refuses to acknowledge it, preferring to cast the blame onto other members of his staff.

"C'mon, Mr. Ryans, I can't work with a benitez like Martin."
By Ranique
Benitez
To find excuses when the only excuse is ones own ineptitude. A direct opposite of a Moyes.

"Look at that moaning cunt going on again, blaming 12 o clock kick offs. What a Benitez"
By Reiko
Benitez
It means a really good person who is very positive, friendly and is like your family.

Term was introduced by Youtuber Baylen Levine with +100k subscribers. Later he revealed that the word was insipired by a little kid that he knew, whoes last name was Benitez.

By Adda
Benitez

By Cicely
Benitez
A hairstyle with over 80% receeding hairline, such that the man looks half bald, if it were not for a 'tuft' of hair in the centre.

Made famous by Liverpool boss Rafa Benitez.

Gary, that guy has a Benitez too.
By Evangelia
Stif Benitez
The biggest like-whore on the internet. Posts demented pictures of dying children and disabled people with the sole mission of getting likes and subscriptions to make money. He is hated by many people on the internet who continually wage war against him and his barbaric pictures. He must be banned from the internet.

"Hey, did you see that picture of the child with Progeria on your news feed?"

"Yes, it was from that swaggot, Stif Benitez."
By Bibbye
Sebas Benitez
coolest kid in school, loves minecraft, shrek enthusiast, smooth with the girls, & everything in between

Sebas Benitez has my heart
By Dannie
Dirty Benitez

Ignacia how bout u n me come to my place and do sum dirty benitez... clean yo bugers first naughty naughty.. wanna fuck
By Pauline
Rafa Benitez
A round shaped species that spreads a contagious Disease named ANTI-FOOTBALL through televised matches.

Symptoms may include chronic nausea, extreme anger tendencies and a slight temptation to do the unthinkable.

"David turned off the television when Liverpool played for fear of catching the Rafa Benitez."
By Bendite