i.
Person at a party:
*downs an alcoholic beverage then lurches forward with their
hand over their mouth*
Everyone else in the vacinity:
"DON'T
BERTIE! DON'T BERTIE!"
ii.
Person talking about a party:
"...and he drank half a bottle of straight gin, then bertied in a
flowerpot."
iii.
Person who feels sick:
"Eurghh i think i'm gonna
bertie."