Mom:
Hey kids guess what?!?! We're moving to a new house!!!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: With a
swimming pool in our backyard!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: And a free hot tub!
Everyone: Yay!!!!
Mom: And it's well below our budget!
Child 1: Why do I feel like there's a big but coming...
Mom: BUUUUT-
Child 2: Uh oh
Mom: You guys have to share a bedroom
Child 1:
Ah shit here we go again...