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Define Big Johnson Meaning

Big Johnson
An often used synonym for a man's penis.

Hey baby, Big Johnson's back at my place waiting for you."
By Jaquenette
Big Johnson
A funny dude (probably called Cameron) with a dope ass truck.

OMG was that THE Big Johnson?
By Vere
Big Dick Johnson
- The most manly name men can get.
- Former pro wrestler(?)ish guy

Big Dick Johnson showed me his Big Dick Johnson last night.
By Erna
Big Balls Johnson
A child with huge overgrown nuts.

Damn that kid has some huge nuts! Ya, we call him big balls johnson.
By Robbin
Big Hair Johnson
Situation occurring when a mans pubic hair extends further from the pubic region than does his penis.

rance has notoriously been afflicted with a case of the big hair johnson.
By Georgia
Big Bubba Johnson
Someone who is big and muscular. Who looks like a walking burnt nugget. And has a meaty dick.

Don’t get raped by Big Bubba Johnson!
By Miran
Big Fuzzy Johnson
A Male of large stature, who gorges himself with copious amounts of food and is often mistaken for a bear or other large animals.

Hey! Big Fuzzy Johnson came.
By Neely