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Define Bird Flu Meaning

Bird Flu
Flu for birds.
Various forms such as H5N1. It isn't as bad as the Americans make it out to be, just don't have sex with birds.
It is lethal to humans. Very difficult to make a vaccine because we made vaccines from eggs, and eggs come from birds thus preventing us from making an effective vaccine.
Methods of prevention:
1)Wear a condom while fucking birds
2)DON'T GO OFF FUCKING BIRDS IN THE FIRST PLACE!, that is how we got A.I.D.S./HIV right?
3)Don't get raped by a bird.

Symptoms of the BIRD FLU...

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of
bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical
treatment:
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1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to poop on someone's windshield
By Pia
Bird Flu
The latest Republican fear mongering talking point. Primary aim: Scare Americans with talk of pandemic in order to change the subject from Scooter Libby's indictment, Supreme Court nomination failure, Bush's approval rating at 38%, GOP decision to cut senior drug benefits, Karl Rove still under investigation, etc., etc.

White House Subject: bird flu
George W. Bush to Karl Rove:
"Don't forget to call Condi and remind her to talk about the horrors of the birdy flu panademic DISease. Does anyone in Amurica have this thing yet? We need pictures, TV interviews. This birdy thang is gonna save our arses."
By Marieann
Bird Flu
it's gonna kill us all

as soon as it mutates to spread from human to human, bird flu is gonna kill us all
By Kimmy
Bird Flu
The old Swine Flu.

~Tom has the flu.
-Is it swine flu? lol.
~No, it's bird flu. He's gonna die.
-Bird flu is so later'd. What is it, 2005?
By Margarita
Bird Flu
Another disease that the media is trying to scare us with, along with monkey pox, SARS, and ebolia. Also something that George W. is trying to use to scare people into trusting him again. A disease which is probably more bull shit then anything else.

According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.

"Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."

-Bill Maher

"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush
By Arda
Bird Flu
adjective. Used in slang as the extreme of the words "ill" or "sick", resulting from it's health-threatening tendencies.

You hear that new hip hop album, it's straight up bird flu.

Mahmud isn't just ill, he's bird flu.
By Ursula
Bird Flu
a new word for ill or cool using bird for fly and flu like sick so the item that the person is calling bird flu is sick and fly, which are two words that pretty much mean cool.

My Chain -Gucci Mane "My chain got pneumonia, watch got the bird flu..."
By Catie
Bird Flu
The feeling of illness due to the menstrual cycle.


1)While puking her guts out and groaning in pain, her mother asked what was wrong. "I've got the damned Bird Flu" was her reply.
By Lyndel
Bird Flu
The latest Republican fear mongering talking point. Primary aim: Scare Americans with talk of pandemic in order to change the subject from Scooter Libby's indictment, Supreme Court nomination failure, Bush's approval rating at 38%, GOP decision to cut senior drug benefits, Karl Rove still under investigation, etc., etc.

Actually that's not true, but not able to reason for yourself you assume that it is. This is a real threat and George bush isn't just saying that it is. See scientific america, world health orgization. As for the original post of this see: Fucktard,asshat and BITCH!

I thought the "bird flu" was republican scare mongering!(Dies)
By Billie
Bird Flu
when a man or lesbian is being driven crazy or sick by they're current or ex female partner (also known as a "bird" in the UK).

1st guy: Man did you hear about Andy's problems with his girl?
2nd guy: Yeah man, he's got bad bird flu.
OR
1st guy: Dude, did you hear about how Martin's ex has been treating him?
2nd guy: Yeah, it's so bad, he don't deserve it at all. She's being so childish! Mart's got 1st degree bird flu!
By Jeni