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Define Bloked Meaning

Bloked
the act of getting eaten out by a burley english man

"like omg, i got bloked last night!"
"you lucky fuck mook, i havent gotten bloked in for eber!"
"yea well what can i say? i have a thing for burley english men"
"yea but this dutch guy tried to bloke me and i was like 'dude, ur not an englishmen! and one more, YOUR NOT EVEN SLIGHTY BURLEY!'"
"oh. that sucks"
By Farrand
Bloked
The Mixture of Baked&Blown , The act of smoking massive amounts of stanky stank, being so high your to the point of Feeling drunk off your ass

" Ahhhhh Man Im SO BLOKED"
By Annabela
Blokes On Blokes
When the flattys are busting up and you get on the water with a couple of blokes once you have hit the all male brothel and fucked 3 men. You cast out some whole chook dogs to burley up the water a bit, whole chooks get the big dogs, 2.8s and 3 meterys.

Fuck do you see the blokes on blokes over near the flatty hole? Yeah mate get the dogs.
By Willette
Bloke
man, guy

By Cairistiona
Bloke
You stupid americans are all wrong. Bloke is simply a British slang term for 'man/guy', with perhaps slight connotations of masculinity, and used only in an informal setting. Unlike 'guy' it is not normally used vocatively, as in 'hey you blokes'.

'I met this bloke in town who told me to stop wasting my time on the internet...'
By Caria
Bloke
British Word for a dude and guy.

Look at that well proper bloke over there .
By Ericka
Bloke
Bloke: an informal English word for man, similar to chap, guy, feller/fella/fellow,geezer.
Often thought of as an Australian word as it is commonly used over there. The Aussie Bloke is a stereotype of a typical Australian Man, i.e. loves sport, beer, bbq's.
It's used in UK and Aus. in the same way guy and dude are used in America

According to a local newspaper in the Midlands, the word originated in the Black country (an area near Birmingham, UK), but I'm really not sure how much truth is in that!

'Look at that fat bloke over there!'
'Right, what are you blokes drinking?'
By Ricky
Bloke
British slang term referring to a male. It is a stereotype of a male - the 'man's man'.

I met a bloke in the pub who give me a great tip for the gee gees.
By Katrine
Blokes
it is an Australian term 4 a male but it certainly does NOT mean he is drinking or that, that is all he does.
bloke is used in the same way as guy, man, boy, male.
it has NO particular reference other than denoting gender.
I AM AUSTRALIAN, I SPEAK FROM YRS OF EXPERIENCE

see that bloke over there he's got a .....
the bloke in the blue shirt is the 1 your looking 4.
that bloke in the corner is a dead set wanker.
By Tally
Bloke
Typically, "man" or "guy". It's origins are unknown, but it is unlikely to have come from the the Midlands in the UK, as suggested by one user. It is used commonly in the UK and Australia, although it has usage in Canada and the USA too.

It's earliest recorded usage was in Cab Calloway's 1931 recording 'Minnie The Moocher' where he sings "She messed around with a bloke named smokey, she loved him..." It has been used more frequently in Kanye West's collaboration with the UK's Estelle

1) I met a bloke in the pub
2) That bloke is pissed
3) Watch that bloke over there
4) That man's really blokey
By Antonia