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Brown Christmas
Anal on Christmas Eve while wearing Christmas lights. Cookies are apart of the equation. Somehow.

Oh man I had a great brown christmas last night! I was awesome.
By Max
Brown Christmas
A joint laced with Soy Sauce and cat litter. This is supposed to give a better high with a tangy salty flavor as you smoke. The cat litter also helps make your weed go further as a filler.

Ice T: Turns out that joint was laced with cat litter and soy cause. Kids are callin' it Brown Christmas
By Arlee
Charlie Brown Christmas
The act of doing a line of cocaine between another persons butt cheeks.

Damn, that chick gave me the best Charlie Brown Christmas.
By Hollie
Charlie Brown Christmas Tree
1) A pathetic little twig that's left on the Christmas tree lot on Christmas Eve.

2) Any pathetic-looking thing that might possibly be redeemed with some love.

1) I have no money, so I'm going to wait until Christmas Eve and get me a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.

2) Everyone told Muffy that her computer geek boyfriend was a loser, but now he's pulling down $100G a year--turns out he was a Charlie Brown Christmas tree.
By Lana
Charlie Brown Christmas
When a son or daughter wakes up on christmas morning excited for presents and runs into their parents room, only to find their father pooping on their mothers chest and making the families golden retriever lick the feces off.

Walking in on a Charlie Brown Christmas is still better than being a jew.
By Garnette
Brown Christmas
Similar to the idea of a ‘White Christmas.’ However, it refers to when the ground is covered in mud, not snow, from rainfall the night or morning before. More common in subtropical and tropical environments.

The storm resulted in the first Brown Christmas in years.
By Marcella