Define Bus Ride Meaning

The ride where your bouncing harder than a hookers titties in the middle of anal

The act of sticking your erect penis out of the side of the bus. You can achieve this by either drilling a hole in the side of the bus or by sticking your penis out the window.

Having sex with thai hookers in a car.

4 or more men(or women with penises) penetrating each other in a line while wearing heavy winter coats.

Travel to Bangkok with friends. Have fun in the many strip clubs and brothels. Partake in a hooker or two. When you get an STD; take a bus to the hospital.

One girl is sucking 2 dicks while riding another guy reverse cowgirl sitting straight up. The two guys getting their dicks sucked bust in each of her eyes while shes still riding the other guy. Her eyes become squinted and shes bouncing up and down as if she was in a bus driven by an asian person.

When a woman hikes up her dress and proceeds to squat over the face of a partner. The partner then in turn vomits up into her sweaty asshole. The vomit is then deflected back into the face of the partner.

To be beheaded by a madman and have your head displayed to fellow passengers

An undertaking guaranteed to end in disaster, and by disaster I mean having your head removed by the person in the seat next to you.

The only thing more epic than a Polish bike ride. Results in serious pwnage.