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Define Caruso Meaning

Caruso
1)The act of adding melodrama to everything you do, even to the point that brushing your teeth is poignant and suspensful.
2)The act of leaving a job when it is at its most profitable, aging 50 years and getting on a CSI spin-off.

1)William Shatner doesn't actually caruso when he acts, although it seems a bit over the top. He is actually fitted with an undergarment ice cup to dip his balls in, to get that speech pattern. Only Caruso can caruso as truly as is humanly possible.
2)I liked the blow-job she was giving me, but I had to finish my term paper. I made an excuse to leave, without realizing I had carusoed and wouldn't dip the wick for another 6 months.
By Daria
Caruso
(noun). a medical condition that compels the victim to remove his sunglasses for dramatic effect in the middle of seemingly every sentence.

You don't spend a thousand dollars on clothes... that you're never gonna wear... -David Caruso
By Olly
Caruso
when a hot italian girl does something kinky to you in bed, without first telling you that she is going to do it

"I was with this girl last night, and she pulled a Caruso on me. I was so scared, but I had to roll with it. She was hot, after all. I am not a man anymore."
By Heida
Caruso
a thicc ass nigga that gets all the pussy

damn caruso.
By Cacilia
Carusoism
Noun: Any comical yet retarded one-liner used for the sole purpose of mocking David Caruso of CSI: Miami.

Carusoisms are generally initiated by stating the first line with an upwardly skewed pitch, pausing to place aviators over the Carusoist's eyes. Ultimately, after a minuscule pause, a witty completion that ties the beginning words is uttered. Afterwards, the Carusoist is forced to quickly depart the area to the tune of "Won't Get Fooled Again" by the Who.

Without debate, the most vital step is the playing of "Wont Get Fooled Again" at the line completion, which completely validates the Carusoism.

CSI: Miami always opens with a Carusoism.
Man: Maybe he took off.
Caruso: Or maybe... *Put aviators on*...He got taken for a ride.
THEME: YEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHUHHHH.
*Swiftly exit the room.*

By Aimee
The Caruso
When two fingers in the anus isnt enough add five fingers for dramatic effect.

Male A: I so gave this chick the caruso last week.

Male B: Whats that. Two fingers in the poo?
Male A: NO,(Put on sunglasses)
Five in the pooooo.....
By Guendolen
Caruso
another word for marijiuana, used predominently on the East Coast

(v.) Hey, let's go outback and Caruso

(n.) Do you have any Caruso for sale?
By Kerrill
Alex Caruso
THE FUCKING GOAT!!!! NO ARGUMENT HE DUNKED ON A LITERAL SNAKE!!!! COULD'VE DUNKED ON MICHEAL JORDAN EASILY!!!

I would take Alex Caruso over Magic and Kobe as best Laker any day.
By Lynnelle
Carlo Caruso
When you instagram friend request a 16 year old.

Owen: Yeah, he totally Carlo Caruso-ed her.
By Clarice
Mason Caruso
Also known as Grenade Guy on youtube, Mason is a pro surviv.io player that is near god tier. He is near sighted and must use glasses but this doesnt take away from his surviv expertise. He is in middle school but he already has thinning hair, this can sometimes affect him reputation but not enough to shake him from his game. To wrap up, if you see Mason while playing surviv, its better just to quit than to try to beat him.

"Mason Caruso is a god"
"I know, I dont know how he's so good"
By Ki