Define Cast Iron Meaning

When one is so constipated that their bowels have the feeling of being used to Cast iron.

Normally referring to ones immense strength. They can fix everything and ANYTHING.

Most of the time they're referred to as "Cast Iron Cramer" or "CIC" for short.

(i.e. Jack of all trades.)

They prefer to lift heavy things for no apparent reason, while making noises that only a dying Sasquatch should make.

An extremely viscous load of semen rich in ferrous iron that is attained by abstaining from sex for a long period of time and using a tantric stop and go technique to achieve maximum projectile velocity.

a heart that is harder than stone belonging to a person who has not loved, been throught great trouble and still gets by.

a heart of a warrior

A Cast Iron Cunt is the opposite of a "normal' cunt. Whereas a cunt is a very useful thing to both men and women, the Cast Iron Cunt is totally fucking useless piece of crap.

wanker

how is this not on here???

Not solid.

When you have the one end of the bed tightly tucked, then fart under the covers, and then pull the covers over your bed partner until they are fully immersed in the stank and have become one with it.

(n.) slang for the frozen mud surrounding any vehicle parked on muddy areas and left to freeze in over winter.

When a girl has a long enough tongue that she can give you both a blowjob and rim job at the same time.