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Cramer
the act of getting an erection while grinding up on a girl, this can be good or bad depending on the girl

Person 1: hey did u here what happened to Jimmy at the dance?

Person 2: no what?

Person 1: he got a boner while dancing with some chick.

Person 2: Wow i cant believe he pulled a Cramer on her!
By Lilyan
Cramer
the type of person that gets you into bad situations but still makes them fun

that guy is such a cramer
By Mimi
Cramer
Badass!

Man, This weekend is gonna be CRAMER !
Like for real yo!
By Kizzee
Cramered
When you follow the advice of CNBC's James J. Cramer and you subsequently lose on the stock position.

I bought Dicks Sporting Goods (DKS:NYSE) and subsequently got Cramered when the company dropped after earnings.
By Maurine
Cramered
The equivlent to being f'd up.

" Man, that guy just cramered you!"
By Valera
Cramer
To have a nervous breakdown

in reference to Jim Cramer of CNBC's Mad Money who is known for his antics such as throwing chairs across the room, biting the heads off his stuffed bulls and bears, and his crazy sound effects and shouting!)

"Hey have you seen Damian lately"
"No, I heard he had a Cramer the other day"
By Avis
Cramer
(verb) For a host to, over the course of a televised interview, completely destroy his subject's professional reputation by exposing him as a fraud, hack or imbecile. As seen on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart in his interview with Jim Cramer on March 12, 2009.

Hey, remember when Stewart was on Crossfire back in 2004? He cramered those sons of bitches into the ground.
By Janelle
Scott Cramer
An epic YouTuber who makes really good songs like Mr Personality along with quality videos such as Mr Personality

P1: hey do you know Scott Cramer?
P2: yes.
P1: ok you want to get tacos?
P2: yes.
P1: can you say anything other than yes?
P2: yes
P1: ok, can you tell me some?
P2: no.
By Candide
Jim Cramer
Former hedge fund manager and best-selling author. Cramer hosts CNBC's "Mad Money" program and is the co-founder of TheStreet.com.

Person 1: Who is Jim Cramer?

Person 2: Oh! He told me to buy the NYSE (stock symbol: NYX) at about $100. That fucker said the stock would increase to $250! Now it's well below $65 and I'm getting raped in the ass. The worst part is that I'm all out of lube!
By Justinn
Jim Cramer
Host of CNBC's Mad Money. Most widely known for the skull fucking he took from Jon Stewart on The Daily Show in mid-March, 2009.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see Jim Cramer on The Daily Show yesterday?"

Person 2: "Yeah. Jon Stewart totally skull fucked that guy."
By Fredia